The Calm Your Farm Self-Regulation Box is your no-fluff survival kit for stressed, anxious, over-it humans. This isn’t another fluffy “good vibes only” bundle – it’s a practical, sweary, energetically aligned crystal gift box designed to help you actually calm the fuck down.

Curated by Kayanda, an EMK practitioner and energy healer in Adelaide, this set combines crystals for stress, a chakra journal, and the Sweary as Fuck Affirmations & Activities deck so you can dump the mental load, regulate your nervous system, and feel like yourself again. Use it as a nightly ritual, a meltdown prevention kit, or a “do not disturb, I’m recalibrating” moment.